What's Up, Doc?

Middle age has taken a toll on the Real Housewives of Oklahoma.  

In the middle of our group texting frenzy the other night, we realized that we might belong on an episode of House.  
I asked the RHOK stars to compile a list of recent ailments so you can commiserate or just point and laugh.  Here's the short list -

• Ear infections
• Arthritis 
• Migraines
• Tender udders
• Struggles with weight loss
• Peri-Menopause
• Knees (including surgeries)
• Hypoglycemia
• Food Allergies (new ones)
• Hypermobile joints (ligaments too loose)
• Fluttery heart (that's medical terminology)
• High blood pressure
• 10 gallons of blood drained for blood tests (this is just a guess)
• Panic attacks
• Vision problems (associated with headache)
• Ulcers
• IBS (it's a gastric thing)
• DUB (it's a female thing)
• Anemia

A few girls listed certain individuals in their life as an ailment, but I will refrain from including them in the list.  No reason to cause paranoia among friends.

One housewife is sure she is dying.  

We're glad she is not and she has the CAT scan to prove it.
She's not allowed to Google her ailments.

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As we fully embrace these middle ages, we now understand why we used to think 40 was so old.  This is the time when your body catches up with the years of abuse you didn't know you were giving it.  

Now we want to know.Is it just us?Is everyone else feeling like they are 80?
This is getting out of control.If you have a personal connection to Dr. Oz, please send him our way.  We need to the kind of medical guidance that only he can offer.

We would be ever so grateful.

~ Mrs. Priss

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who is truly grateful for these crazy middle ages.

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