I'm With The Band

I used to be happy with a nice quiet weekend at home. Used to be. We would order some pizza and rent a movie and settle in for an exciting night.
I think the Doc really misses those days. Now that I'm -- ahem -- a little older, I like to get out of the house on the weekends.  I'm especially giddy if I get to hear a local band and go dancing.  No stadium concerts for this housewife, I want to be able to actually see the band without having to buy floor level seats! This past weekend, I mentioned that one of my favorite local bands was playing and threw some last minute plans together to go see them.  If you haven't yet seen Uninvited Guest, you should.  They are really fun! I think the Doc was a little blindsided on this one.  He didn't know we were going out.  Mrs. Albright was already planning on dinner and a movie with friends, but they went to dinner then joined us instead. I was thrilled!  See?

The Doc was having fun, too.  He just didn't know it. See?

I'll give you one guess which one belongs to me...

We dance.

We have fun.

The Doc updates his Facebook saying, "Is there a support group for men who know that their wife will leave him for a band member?"

This is a real concern for him.  Unfounded, of course.

For the record, I never even went on a date with anyone in a band.  Ever.

Does anyone else's husband need to join Doc's support group?

~ Mrs. Priss
Not married to...

Housewife Hiatus

We aim to please around here folks, but we are actually housewives, and unlike the ones you may see on certain TV shows, we do housework. Kidwork. Yardwork. And, by all means, husband work.

So, we don't write on weekends.

Now, while we are all kinds of wonderful, we just can't please everyone-despite what you may have heard. We just have too much to do.

The weekend is our busy season. But, no worries. Our regularly scheduled greatness will return without fail on Monday to brighten your day, as only the RHOK stars can.

So, go forth and weekend it. Come again Monday when you crave our entertainment and need to link up your post for MckLinky Monday!

Much love,
The RHOK Stars

Ahhhhhh: The Weekend

You'd think us ladies at the RHOK live some serious excitement on the weekends. I mean, we don't even have time to write new posts and you are forced to read old posts  do without us for 2 WHOLE days. We know it's hard. But, do you know what the weekend means to us? Do you?

You see, Mrs. Priss has 12 loads of laundry to do and a pantry to re-organize because she spent her week giving her time away for free to various charity organizations. She is also having to work around the fact that she is still recovering from a surgical procedure. She says it was her shoulder, but I don't know. I am skeptical. Anywho, the whole event is causing certain angst towards the spousal unit and his inability to multi-task.

Mrs.Sinclair will be chauffeuring the boy child to whichever sporting event where she will try and watch while entertaining the girl child who will be bored and whiny. She will also be bombarded with calls and texts from various other family members who need things. And, she will have to successfully stave off multiple requests from her children to invite people over, go to the movies, go to Blockbuster, and what not, all while STILL fighting her re-current annoying sinus infection.

Mrs. Montgomery has 7 events to ready her children for and successfully get there on time, not forgetting any important equipment. She also has to steam clean and vacuum her carpets because the dog spilled a glass of special kool-aid organic fruit and vegetable juice when he got all excited about a car driving by her front window.

Mrs. Bundy has teenagers. Bless her.

Mrs. Hart will be ushering her children all about town to various random events, before she settles in with 8 loads of laundry, while dusting and making a 3 course meal for her man. Then she has 5 episodes of Army Wives to catch up on during her meal planning for the week.

Mrs. Albright has a tween. I need not say more. Well, except she also has a pre-schooler. Get my drift?

And, Mrs. Coco & Mrs. Edwards? They seem to have left the state on some sort of reckless adventure. We know they can't stay gone long though.  The lure of the great stories they will need to share will be too much for them to stave off. They will be back. They'll be back to face all the dirty laundry and dishes their husbands and children left them in the sink. They are totally glamorous.

Then, last, but certainly not least, is me, Mrs. Robinson. Oh, I totally could write on the weekends. I mean,  I get lots of alimony I use to pay I just pay for all that stuff those other ladies do. But, shhhhhh. Don't tell them.

Happy Weekending!
Mrs. R

Don't Adjust Your Dials

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Don't adjust your dials.  

It's the weekend, 

aka The Housewife's Busiest Time besides summer break, and winter break, and the time all of the kids were home sick, and getting ready for the holidays, and well, you get the idea. 

We'll be back Monday.

You come on back now too, ya hear? In the meantime, go get that post ready for MckLinky Monday. 

Have a Happy and Safe

July 4th!!!

Happy Birthday USA!